Faux Wood Blinds
You love the warm classic look of wooden blinds, but the kitchen is a steam pit and the bathroom isn’t much better. Real wood would warp within a year. Faux wood is the answer.
At Coventry Blinds we’ve been supplying and fitting faux wood Venetian blinds across Coventry and Warwickshire since 2007, made to measure in our Endemere Road workshop and installed by our own family-run team. The look is genuinely close to real timber; the practical performance is in a different league.
Why faux wood usually beats real wood
Modern faux wood has evolved a lot. Cheap versions still look plasticky; quality ones (the kind we fit) are difficult to tell from real timber at any normal distance. And the practical advantages over real wood are substantial:
| Advantage | What it means in real life |
|---|---|
| Properly waterproof | Right for kitchens, bathrooms, en-suites and utility rooms where real wood would warp, swell or split. |
| Genuinely durable | Resists fading, cracking and chipping. Perfect for family homes with children, dogs, and the occasional flying biscuit. |
| Effortless cleaning | Wipe with a damp cloth. No oils, no waxes, no “don’t spray cleaner near it”. |
| Realistic finish | Modern grain textures and colour matching are extremely good. Most visitors won’t notice it isn’t wood. |
Design choices: building your look
Slat sizes
The wider the slat, the more open view you get and the more “shutter-like” the closed appearance:
- 35mm — subtle, more traditional. Suits smaller windows and Victorian properties.
- 50mm (most popular) — bold, contemporary, resembles classic plantation shutters. Our most-requested slat width.
Colours and textures
Choose from a huge range:
- Classic whites and creams — clean, airy, contemporary coastal feel.
- Rich oaks and walnuts — mimic traditional timber, lovely warmth in living rooms and studies.
- Smooth grain finishes — sleeker, more minimalist painted-wood look.
Tape finish upgrade
Swap the standard lift cord for a decorative wide fabric tape running down each side of the blind. Adds a real touch of luxury, hides the slat holes for better room darkening, and quietly elevates the whole look. Worth considering, especially on bedroom installations.
Expert installation
Faux wood is heavier than aluminium, so the fittings have to be properly engineered. We use premium robust headrails that guarantee smooth lifting and reliable tilting for years — cheap headrails sag under the weight, ours don’t. We measure to the millimetre for either recess or face-fit installations, and every blind meets current UK child safety standards with integrated cord and chain devices as standard (cordless and wand-operated options available).
Book your free faux wood survey
Call us on 02476 661092 or book your free home survey online. We’ll bring colour, slat-size and texture samples to your home, measure everything precisely, and follow up with a clear written quote. No obligation, no high-pressure follow-up. We cover Coventry, Kenilworth, Leamington Spa, Warwick, Rugby, Nuneaton, Stratford-upon-Avon and the surrounding Warwickshire villages.
Frequently Asked Questions — Faux Wood Blinds
Do faux wood blinds look like real wood?
Yes — modern manufacturing creates realistic woodgrain finishes that closely resemble natural timber. At normal viewing distance most people can’t tell the difference once installed.
Are faux wood blinds waterproof?
Yes — that’s their main advantage over real timber. The PVC-composite core won’t warp, crack or discolour in damp conditions. They’re the right choice for kitchens, bathrooms, en-suites and utility rooms where real wood simply doesn’t last.
How do you clean faux wood blinds?
Quick dusting or a wipe with a damp cloth keeps them looking fresh. No special cleaning products required. The hardest part is remembering to do it.
Are they durable enough for busy family homes?
Absolutely. The PVC-composite materials handle daily use, knocks and the occasional pet incident without losing their shape or finish. We fit a lot of these in busy family kitchens across Coventry and Warwickshire.
Can I customise the colour and finish?
Yes — choose from a wide range of colours, textures and finishes, from classic whites and rich oaks through to sleek modern painted styles. We bring samples to your home so you can compare them in your actual light.
Part of our complete Blinds collection — expertly measured and fitted across Coventry and Warwickshire by our own family-run team since 2007.
Part of our complete Blinds and Curtains collection — expertly measured and fitted across Coventry and Warwickshire.